Sarcastic Raccoon Christmas Limited Edition Advent Calendar 2025

📝 PRODUCT INFORMATION

Stay Trashy, Stay Festive – Sarcastic Raccoon Christmas Limited Edition Advent Calendar 2025 🦝🎄

The Sarcastic Raccoon Christmas Limited Edition Advent Calendar 2025 delivers 24 days of snark, sass, and chaotic charm — the perfect antidote to overly cheerful holidays.

• Packaged in a dark navy collector’s box covered in witty raccoon illustrations, holiday lights, and mischievous quips.
• Each compartment reveals a mini figurine or ornament showcasing everyone’s favorite grumpy raccoon in hilarious holiday scenarios.
• Crafted from premium resin with fine paint detailing, ensuring durability and expressive quality in every piece.
• Styled with a playfully irreverent design, mixing cozy Christmas vibes with tongue-in-cheek humor and attitude.

For the Festive but Feral 🎁😎

• Perfect for those who love humor, sarcasm, and a touch of holiday chaos.
• Adds a quirky twist to your Christmas décor, from desks and shelves to tree displays.
• A hilarious gift idea for friends with a dry sense of humor or anyone who claims to “hate Christmas” (but still shows up for snacks).
• Brings a dose of laugh-out-loud fun to your December countdown — a little messy, a little merry, and totally relatable.

A Collector’s Calendar with Attitude & Wit 💫🗯️

• Includes exclusive raccoon figures and scenes featuring iconic quotes like “Stay Trashy” and “Messy but Festive.”
• A limited-edition collectible celebrating sarcasm, self-awareness, and the art of not trying too hard.
• Every figurine captures that perfectly unimpressed look — ideal for display all year long.
• A must-have for novelty lovers and collectors of offbeat holiday humor.

Styling Tip: Pair your sarcastic raccoon figurines with fairy lights and mismatched ornaments for a perfectly imperfect festive setup.

Keep it real this holiday season with the Sarcastic Raccoon Christmas Limited Edition Advent Calendar 2025. Snarky, sassy, and surprisingly heartwarming — grab yours before it scampers away!

🎄 ADVENT CALENDAR – 24 RANDOM PIECES

Make the countdown to Christmas truly magical!
Each day unveils a charming surprise — from cute trinkets to festive mini keepsakes — bringing daily joy and excitement to both kids and adults.

🧾 PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS

Material:

Premium Acrylic — lightweight, durable, transparent, and finished with a smooth surface.

Box Size:

26 × 18 cm (10.23 × 7.08 in)

Piece Size:

Each piece measures approximately 3.5–4 cm (1.38–1.57 in) wide and 0.5 cm thick.

Production & Shipping Time:

Production: 5–7 business days

Shipping: Time may vary depending on destination.

Notes:

Measurements are approximate; slight variations may occur due to manual measurement.

Actual colors may differ slightly due to lighting conditions or monitor settings.

✨ KEY FEATURES

🎁 24 Days of Joy – Open a delightful surprise each day leading up to Christmas.
🎨 Random & Unique Designs – Every set includes a mix of festive pieces — no two boxes are the same.
💎 Premium Acrylic Quality – Smooth, glossy finish designed to last for years of holiday fun.
🎅 Perfect Gift Idea – Ideal for children, families, or anyone who loves the Christmas spirit.
💖 Special Offer: Buy 2 Advent Calendars, Get 1 FREE!

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